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There are lots of Mind tricks on the internet. But with Just2ok , you will get top mind blowing tricks. This is because Just2ok is truly Just Too Okay for You. Previously, we published a funny secrete you never knew about Aiddas and a movie which you can read by clicking Here Today's Mind Trick is as follow: Try this: Ignore the examples given below 1. Think of a number Example: 5 2. Double that number Example: 2 X 5 3. Add eight {8} Example: 10 + 8 4. Divide by 2 Example: 18/2 5. Minus the number you started with Example: 9 - 5 Your answer is 4? Example: 4 Surprise!. Share with your friends and make them think you are a Genius.

A jobless graduate named James was walking along the street to know if he can find any work. He came across a Beggar begging for alms. He dipped his hand in his right pocket and gave the beggar the money he brought out without looking at the money. After few hours of searching for work, he decided to go back home by taxi. As he reached his bus stop, he dipped his hand in his right pocket but found no money. He dipped his hand in his left pocket and brought out a note. To his surprise, it's a #50 note which he thought he has given to the beggar. He then realized that he made a mistake, he gave the Beggar #500 note instead of #50. He began to beg the taxi driver to have mercy on him. As he was begging the taxi driver, the begger came to him and began to laugh. He said ' Ha ha ha ha, you gave me money and now you are beging. Ha ha haha '. The man was surprised to see the beggar laughing at him. Immediately, the beggar revealed his real identity saying 'I am n...

A True life story {18+ only}. Hi, my name is Rose. I live in the Parish house as one of the Cooks there. One certain day, I managed to sneak out for a party. As I was coming back from the party {already inside the Parish house compound}, I heard gunshots which scared me. I was so scared that I couldn't manage to reach my room and I decided to enter any nearest room I can locate. I entered the Parish Priest's room {unknowingly}, I locked the door and removed my clothes without turning back. Continue reading if you are 18+. If not, kindly go back. After removing my clothes, I turned back and suddenly everything turned black. After about 3-5 seconds, I found myself on a bed, I turned around and found out that I was dreaming. Please, which kind dream is this? Share if you didn't see what you were expecting

Today was my first day entering a Court. The Judge Shouted " Order, Order !!" I Was so excited , So I shouted Back " fried rice with chicken, five bottles of malt and chilled glass of special ice mineral water .” Am Now Locked up In A Dark Room. Am Sure They Will Bring My Order soon.  😂 😀😁😁😂

I began to fear alcohol on the day I saw my neighbour spend the whole night dancing to the sound of my generator thinking he was in a nightclub saying "this DJ go kill person ooooooooo" When I turned the generator off, he asked me who sing the track? I say na Yamaha featuring petrol.

My April Fool Experience by Oral Peter 😂😂😂😁😁😂😂😂😂😂😁😊😊 I remembered how I was fooled by Laide, Ife and Biola. It was during an exam period. I had gone to Ife's place to call her so we can walk to school together. Getting there, I asked after Angela whom I knew was staying with Biola during that exam time. Biola told me her dad came to pick her that early morning. Laide seconded and Ife gave an approving eye too. Angrily, I shouted 'WHY'. What kind of dad does that? Didn't he know she has a paper to write? I kept on asking questions and I really pitied her...ooh poor Angela, I sighed. So after some time, Angela couldn't hold the laughter anymore, she just busted out laughing and came out from her hiding. All the ladies too joined and I really looked like a fool. I was really taken aback at how perfect they cooperated. I remembered we went to UP LAYO PHOTO STUDIO to take a group photograph. That day was soo memorable, I can't forget in a...

Hi! Let's play this game together. (Brain teaser). Regicide. Homicide. Suicide. Genocide. Pesticide. We have more, add yours.

Copied From WhatsApp Broadcast and Author UNKNOWN but it's illarious &#128514;&#128513;&#128522;&#128522;&#128514;&#128513; <blockquote>Is time to laugh small Kabiru, from Zamfara recently bought a new Toyota Camry car (automatic). He drives the car perfectly well) during the day but at night the car just won't move. He tried everything and still no luck. He then called the dealer and they sent out a technician . Technician:  "Are you sure you use the right gears?." Livid with anger, Kabiru replied: "Of course I always do, how else do you think it moves during the day? I'm not stupid." The technician asked Kabiru to tell him how he selects the gears. Kabiru? "I use D for “day” and N for night.&#128563;&#128563;&#128540;&#128540;&#128513;&#128513; God is wonderful Enjoy your weekend friends..... Happy Mother's Day</blockquote>

Photo credits =google.com Weekend Jokes For Our Readers Three business associates, a Yoruba man, an Igbo man and one Chinese man, went to eat lunch together at a restaurant in Surulere. While in the middle of their meal, a fly came in through the window.  It flew across the table to where the Igbo man was but he just waved his hands to chase it away. The fly then went to where the Yoruba man was, he also chased it away. Finally, the fly then went to where the Chinese man was and was flying close to his ears. The Chinese man looked at the fly for sometime and then grabbed it, put it in his mouth and swallowed it. The other men saw this but just kept on eating. About Five minutes later, another fly came in and flew to the Yoruba man who just chased it away again. It then flew on to the Igbo man but this time he did not chase the fly, he just looked at it for sometime and then grabbed it. He then turned to the Chinese man and asked "how much you go buy a...

********WEEKEND JOKE FOR YOU *SMILING*-******** ================================ *AGE 13 ==> Avoid boys they are evil -------------------------------- *AGE18 ==> I don't want to ever see you with that boy -------------------------------- *AGE23 ==> we've not seen your boyfriend -------------------------------- *AGE26 ==> where is your boyfriend? your mates are getting married -------------------------------- *AGE30 ==> we've told you to stop selecting men -------------------------------- *AGE33 ==> there is this powerful man of God in Ogun State he has helped many others -------------------------------- *AGE39 ==> manage him like that, we will take care of the wedding expenses -------------------------------- *AGE42 ==> God if it pleases you*tear*. -------------------------------- *AGE45 ==> I need it anyhow, either JOBLESS or POOR, just be my husband Hmmmm life). ********I PRAY IT WILL NOT HAPPEN TO YOU AND ANYONE CLOS...

Before when I want to cook rice, I wee just  be  pouring the rice inside the pot any how, any how  until the spirit tells me it is okay but  Not anymore. Angry😠😠😠😠😠😠😠face Recession was what happened and my life has changed forever. Now I dey measure the rice wella. I ask myself using proportion in Maths. If three men can eat 4 cups, how many cups should one man eat? Come and see calculations. You will think it is preparation for GRE/TOEFL exam.  Angry face😠😠😠😠😠😠 These days na tea spoon I dey take measure the rice put for pot. I use expansion formula. If one spoon can expand to two spoons of rice when done, how many tea spoons of rice do I need to put on the fire? The rate this thing is going, with one cup of foreign rice going for about 100 Naira, I fit begin measure rice to cook with micrometer screw gauge or even vernier caliper. I am not playing with this recession. ...

Akpos gets married and on his wedding night he calls his father for some tips on what to do (because he has never been with a woman before).   AKPOS: so what do I do first? AKPOS' FATHER: Take her clothes off and lay her on the bed. Two minutes later Akpos on the phone again  "she is naked and in bed, what do I do now?" His father can't believe what he is hearing. AKPOS' FATHER: Take your damn clothes off and get into bed with her After another two minutes poor Akpos is on the phone again. AKPOS: Dad I'm naked and in bed with her, what do I do now? His dad's patience is now running thin so he says,"shit son, do I have to spell everything out for you? Just put the hardest thing on your body where she pees Good night!" Just when the old man starts snoring, Akpos is on the phone again. AKPOS: O k dad, I  have my head in the toilet bowl what do I do next? AKPOS' FATHER: DROWN YOURSELF YOU BLOODY IDIOT! ☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺ One word for Ak...

R.I.P ............... exactly one year today. I can never forget 1st of March. It was like a dream how it all happened. it still hurts me tha I won't see u again. I blame myself for your premature death. I can remember how we met in front Mr bigs ...you were strong and full of energy. We accepted each other on our first date. Aah dis life is a mystery, you helped me forget my neighbor whenever they were making too much noise. You gave me peace till that faithful day when the unforgettable happened. We were on bike heading to my house when you fell off the bike... I wasn't so fast to catch you when a moving truck crushed you before my eyes. ''My EARPIECE'' There is nothing like follow come earpiece Adieu my earpiece I would miss you Thanks for reading this.. Oya come beat me.......

An Old Woman boarded a Bus to Lagos from Calabar and told the driver: "Driver, when we reach Benin tell me o" The driver nodded and then she shouted again: "My Children, una hear wetin I tell am" Everybody responded: "Yes, Mama" On the long Journey to Lagos, everybody slept off and forgot about Mama's request. After several Hours of driving and then close to Lagos from Benin about 4hours behind, the Old Woman asked: "Driver, you never reach Benin since" "Ooooh!" the driver exclaimed, "Mama, Benin is like 4 Hours behind us" "Ah!", the Woman shouted and started crying, "take me back to Benin, abeg I no wan Wahala o" Considering the age of the Woman, the passengers agreed that the driver should turn back to Benin. On getting to Benin, the driver came down, opened the door and told the Woman she was in Benin. The Woman simply opened her hand bag, brought out 2 tablets of Panadol a...

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Joke section:   A doctor is making a routine call to one of his elderly patients. He asks, "And how are you doing today, Mr. Akpos?" Mr. Akpos replies, "I feel just fine, doc. But you know, it's the strangest thing. Every night when I get up to pee, the bathroom light goes on for me automatically when I open the door." The doctor is worried that the old guy is getting senile, so he phones the man's son, and the son's wife answers. The doctor tells her, "Mrs. Akpos, I'm a little concerned about your father-in-law. It seems that when he gets up to urinate at night and opens the bathroom door, the light somehow goes on..." Mrs. Akpos yells, "Steven! Daddy's peeing in the refrigerator again!