An Old Woman....

An Old Woman boarded a
Bus to Lagos from Calabar and told the driver:
"Driver, when we reach Benin tell me o"
The driver nodded and then she shouted again:
"My Children, una hear wetin I tell am"
Everybody responded:
"Yes, Mama"
On the long Journey to Lagos, everybody slept
off and forgot about Mama's request.
After several Hours of driving and then close to
Lagos from Benin about 4hours behind, the Old
Woman asked:
"Driver, you never reach Benin since" "Ooooh!"
the driver exclaimed,
"Mama, Benin is like 4 Hours behind us"
"Ah!", the Woman shouted and started crying,
"take me back to
Benin, abeg I no wan Wahala o" Considering the
age of the Woman, the passengers agreed
that the driver should turn back to Benin.
On getting to Benin, the driver came down,
opened the door and told the Woman she was in
Benin.
The Woman simply opened her hand bag,
brought out 2 tablets
of Panadol and swallowed them with Water. She
then smiled and said:
"Thank you, my Son, Na my daughter say when I
reach Benin, make I drink 2 tablets of Panadol.
I don take am now, Oya make we dey go Lagos..
.
As you smile and laugh to this joke, may
laughter never depart from your
mouth this week, next month and years to come