Recession Jokes "Come In To Laugh Out Loud"

Before when I want to cook rice, I wee just be pouring the rice inside the pot any how, any
how until the spirit tells me it is okay but Not anymore.
Angry😠😠😠😠😠😠😠face

Recession was what happened and my life
has changed forever.

Now I dey measure the rice wella. I ask myself using
proportion in Maths. If three men can eat 4 cups, how many cups should one man eat?
Come and see calculations. You will think it is preparation for GRE/TOEFL exam. 
Angry face😠😠😠😠😠😠
These days na tea spoon I dey take measure the rice put for pot. I use expansion formula. If one
spoon can expand to two spoons of rice when done, how many tea spoons of rice do I need to put on the fire?
The rate this thing is going, with one cup of foreign rice going for about 100 Naira, I fit begin
measure rice to cook with micrometer screw gauge or even vernier caliper.
I am not playing with this recession.

This is war!!! 😠😠😠😠



Thank God Recession is facing out little by little⌣𝨾𝨾𝨿𝩀😼😼𝩀𝨾⌣⌣⌣


God Bless Nigeria.