Weekend Jokes "Come And Laugh Your Ass Out! "

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********WEEKEND JOKE FOR YOU
*SMILING*-********
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*AGE 13 ==> Avoid boys they are evil
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*AGE18 ==> I don't want to ever see you with
that boy
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*AGE23 ==> we've not seen your boyfriend
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*AGE26 ==> where is your boyfriend?
your mates are getting married
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*AGE30 ==> we've told you to stop selecting
men
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*AGE33 ==> there is this powerful man of
God in Ogun State he has helped many others
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*AGE39 ==> manage him like that, we will
take care of the wedding expenses
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*AGE42 ==> God if it pleases you*tear*.
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*AGE45 ==> I need it anyhow, either JOBLESS
or POOR, just be my husband Hmmmm
life).
********I PRAY IT WILL NOT HAPPEN TO YOU
AND ANYONE CLOSE TO YOU IN THE NAME OF
ALMIGHTY GOD********
********GOOD EVENING********AND
********HAPPY WEEKEND********

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