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Item specifics Screen Size: 14" Products Status: Stock Brand Name: SC&OEM Graphics Card Type: Integrated Card Package: Yes Color: Red Hard Drive Capacity: 160GB Port: 3 of USB /1 VGA/1 LAN/1 DC-IN jack/1 Microphone/1 Headphone/SIM Memory Capacity: 2GB Feature: Wifi,HDMI Operating System: Windows 7 Display Ratio: 16:10 Weight: 2.1 kg Model Number: L700 Processor Model: Intel D2500 DVD: DVD-RW Colour: Black/Red/Golden HDD: 160GB(320GB/500GB Optional) RAM: 2GB(4GB Optional) Processor Frequency: 1.86GHz CPU: Intel D2500 Dual Core Item Type: Notebook PC Processor Manufacture: Intel Feature: Webcams Product Description 14 inch Windows Laptop 2GB RAM 160GB HDD Intel D2500 1.86Ghz Dual Core Built in DVD-DW support multi language win 7 OS+multi language keyboard Original is the English Keyboard Main Specifications Genre Dual-Core Notebook Processor Model...

Joke section:   A doctor is making a routine call to one of his elderly patients. He asks, "And how are you doing today, Mr. Akpos?" Mr. Akpos replies, "I feel just fine, doc. But you know, it's the strangest thing. Every night when I get up to pee, the bathroom light goes on for me automatically when I open the door." The doctor is worried that the old guy is getting senile, so he phones the man's son, and the son's wife answers. The doctor tells her, "Mrs. Akpos, I'm a little concerned about your father-in-law. It seems that when he gets up to urinate at night and opens the bathroom door, the light somehow goes on..." Mrs. Akpos yells, "Steven! Daddy's peeing in the refrigerator again!

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