Let Me Humour You

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I began to fear alcohol on the day I saw my neighbour spend the whole night dancing to the sound of my generator thinking he was in a nightclub saying "this DJ go kill person ooooooooo"

When I turned the generator off, he asked me who sing the track?
I say na Yamaha featuring petrol.

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