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The Academic Staff Union of Universities (ASUU) wants the Federal Government to pay the outstanding arrears of its members not later than July 2017.. The National President of the union, Prof. Biodun Ogunyemi, stated this during a news conference at the University of Abuja yesterday where he said the Federal Government is owing academics in federal universities unpaid allowances of not less than N128 billion. “In view of this, the union rose from its NEC meeting at the Bayero University Kano observing that the particular issue of EAA cannot be meaningfully addressed unless within an agreed framework. Hence the National Executive Council (NEC) of ASUU resolved that all outstanding arrears of EAA should be paid not later than July 2017. “The decision of ASUU-NEC on the issue has since been communicated to the Minister of Education, Senate President and the Chairman, Senate Committee on Tertiary Institutions and TETFund,’’ he said. Source :NTAnews

15 Kinds of FRIENDS I pray we meet 1.The Encourager - even in discouraging situations of life, these people keep you going with encouraging words; MAY WE MEET THEM 2.The Hand Lifter - They are those whose hands are strong enough to hold yours up when you are weak; MAY WE MEET THEM 3.Destiny Helper - They provide shoulders upon which you ride to fulfilling your dream and destiny; MAY WE MEET THEM  4.The Giver - these ones will give of their time, talent, and treasure to you in your hour of need; MAY WE MEET THEM   5.The Receiver - these ones are different from routine takers and serial beggars. You can’t be blessed if you don’t give, and you can’t give if there is no one to receive. Not all lands bring forth fruits, and not all hands that receive, command blessings. You need those whose receiving hands will trigger abundant blessings unto you; MAY WE MEET THEM 6.The Prayer Conqueror - You need more than prayer partners. Many of them pray from their heads only; Prayer conqu

To have total control over your life, learn to have good control over your mouth. Real talk is from the brain not from opening the mouth. Two things will make people listen to you. Either you tell them what they love to hear or you talk to them with problems facing their lives. What's the point of sleeping when you can't close your eyes, there's no point in singing where nobody wanna hear your voice. Knowledge is knowing what to say while wisdom is knowing where and when to say it. Whoever sings an obituary song at a wedding ceremony will have himself to blame. The dangers of the mouth is more poisonous than the bite of snake. To whom brain is given, common sense is expected. Whoever wants to talk should talk with sense and whoever wants to listen should listen with brain. Never get carried away by the sweetness of mouth. Pay more attention to the actions and listen less to words. Think now and talk later. A keyless mouth can lead to a valueless life. You don'

Incase you missed it, Samsung unveiled its 2017 flagship from the Galaxy S series today. The S8 and S8+ sports a Qualcomm Snapdragon 835, 4GB RAM, 64GB Storage, 12-megapixel F/1.7 camera with autofocus and optical image stabilization, Runs Android v7.0 and 3,000/3,500 mAh battery Respectively with fast-charging.  See official promo video below:   More pictures below:

WHY YOU SHOULDN'T MARRY A MAN WHO DOESN’T LISTEN TO YOU Is the title for Today’s Motivational Ladies, no matter how desperate you are, never marry a man who doesn’t listen to you. Never marry Mr. "Know it all". A man who is always right in his eyes. Even if he is a pastor in a church or a committed Christian, he is still a wrong man for you. REASONS YOU SHOULD NOT MARRY A MAN WHO DOESN'T LISTEN TO YOU Such a man is arrogant and filled with pride. Living with such a man is like living in hell. He makes you feel like a child or a fool who doesn't matter, who doesn't know their right from left. He sees you as an empty headed person; to him what you bring out is noise. Such a man will never understand you because he refuses to listen to you. He will impose on you what he thinks is right for you forgetting that what makes one happy differs from person to person; forgetting that men and women are opposites. One is physically oriented whilst the other i

This was sent to us by one of the readers of this blog and he wants your honest advice on it. My fiancee confided in me two days ago that she had an incest relationship with her cousin yrs back. She said she told me cos she loves me and wouldn't want to hide anything from me. I love her too and still want to marry her but I am devastated by the news She said she has fasted and asked God for forgiveness. I have prayed on her behalf too severally, I am supposed to come to Nigeria for our wedding next month . pls help nairalanders. I feel so pained . I need wise counsel .

The size of the bladder is 40 - 60 cl. A bottle of coke is 50cl. As the bladder stores more urine it can enlarge up to 300cl. An overfilled bladder may leak and this leads to wetting / urinary incontinence. Also the volume may put pressure on the kidney and may lead to kidney damage. What may likely bring the man to hospital is acute urinary retention. He wakes up one day and he is not able to pass urine. Everything I have described above is associated with prostate enlargement, technically called benign prostate hyperplasia. There are other diseases of the prostate like: 1. Prostatitis – inflammation of the prostate 2. Prostate cancer – cancer of the prostate. This discussion is on prostate enlargement. I have bad news and good news. The bad news is that everyman will have prostate enlargement if he lives long enough. The good news is that there are life style changes that can help the man after 40 to maintain optimum prostate health. Nutrition Look at what you eat.

Good News To all Emmanuel Alayande College, Oyo students. The industrial strike has been suspended. It was revealed to Just2ok.com reporter by a reliable source that the strike action will be suspended for 2 months. This strike action which started towards the end of November, 2016 lasted for about 4 months. COASU College of Education Academic Staff Union reached this conclusion despite the fact that the Oyo State Governor,  His excellency Abiola Ajimobi is yet to meet their demands . The insider source revealed to Just2ok.com reporter that the other unions of the college such as; " SUCO senior Staff Union of the College and NACO Non Academic Staff Union " will meet this week to fine tuned all the necessary arrangements before the school will starts all academic works by Monday 4th of April 2017 . Just2ok went around the school premises to interview shops owner and seek their opinion about this development however we were only able to meet few shop owners

Copied From WhatsApp Broadcast and Author UNKNOWN but it's illarious 😂😁😊😊😂😁 <blockquote>Is time to laugh small Kabiru, from Zamfara recently bought a new Toyota Camry car (automatic). He drives the car perfectly well) during the day but at night the car just won't move. He tried everything and still no luck. He then called the dealer and they sent out a technician . Technician:  "Are you sure you use the right gears?." Livid with anger, Kabiru replied: "Of course I always do, how else do you think it moves during the day? I'm not stupid." The technician asked Kabiru to tell him how he selects the gears. Kabiru? "I use D for “day” and N for night.😳😳😜😜😁😁 God is wonderful Enjoy your weekend friends..... Happy Mother's Day</blockquote>

Photo credits =google.com Weekend Jokes For Our Readers Three business associates, a Yoruba man, an Igbo man and one Chinese man, went to eat lunch together at a restaurant in Surulere. While in the middle of their meal, a fly came in through the window.  It flew across the table to where the Igbo man was but he just waved his hands to chase it away. The fly then went to where the Yoruba man was, he also chased it away. Finally, the fly then went to where the Chinese man was and was flying close to his ears. The Chinese man looked at the fly for sometime and then grabbed it, put it in his mouth and swallowed it. The other men saw this but just kept on eating. About Five minutes later, another fly came in and flew to the Yoruba man who just chased it away again. It then flew on to the Igbo man but this time he did not chase the fly, he just looked at it for sometime and then grabbed it. He then turned to the Chinese man and asked "how much you go buy a

********WEEKEND JOKE FOR YOU *SMILING*-******** ================================ *AGE 13 ==> Avoid boys they are evil -------------------------------- *AGE18 ==> I don't want to ever see you with that boy -------------------------------- *AGE23 ==> we've not seen your boyfriend -------------------------------- *AGE26 ==> where is your boyfriend? your mates are getting married -------------------------------- *AGE30 ==> we've told you to stop selecting men -------------------------------- *AGE33 ==> there is this powerful man of God in Ogun State he has helped many others -------------------------------- *AGE39 ==> manage him like that, we will take care of the wedding expenses -------------------------------- *AGE42 ==> God if it pleases you*tear*. -------------------------------- *AGE45 ==> I need it anyhow, either JOBLESS or POOR, just be my husband Hmmmm life). ********I PRAY IT WILL NOT HAPPEN TO YOU AND ANYONE CLOS

We at techredirector.com have debunked this issue. For the past few days messages like this have been Trending on WhatsApp for wrong reasons.. Gud evening , I hope u guys ave heard dat d police saved anoda woman tryn to jump into d lagoon today..pls my sisters dis is d number calling dem..08030004900...i didnt really blive until a friend tld me d number called her nd started sayn sum enchantment and d nxt thing she heard waz tld to 08030004900 kill her self wit any possible means she has...d same number called her friends broda in skul nd if nt for her friend's broda roommated dat stop him..he wud ave stabbed himself wit d knife in his hands..so pls sisters lets pass dis information..nd lets also b prayerful..d was d same number dat called dat doctor dat jumped into d lagoon too...#TAKEHEED Pls don't pick calls from d number Two of my course mates were saved cos dey missed d call However, there is no truth behind this, Truth It is an MTN NG no. For promotional me

This oyibo man is seen wearing the Isoko attire and dancing to cultural songs with his wife at the Nigerian traditional wedding ceremony. Video and photo credits goes to www.ovoko.com.ng

Are you looking for how to include Twitter flying bird to your website or blog?  you are in the right thread. Come on guys! Is time to get silly, this little cutie fly around your website axis and petches wherever  she (yes, a female bird. You can argue that if you so desire) finds rest. Be it on your widgets header or website menu bar and images. We are just a few step from acquiring the services of this magical bird and get more people following you on twitter. First Step 1.     Log in to your blogger account and click on THEME , 2.     Click Edit HTML {{ DON’T MESS WITH ANYTHING }} did I just scared you? #Smiles# if you follow this easy step to step guides, there wont be any issue .    Just click anywhere and press CTRL F on your computer, once the search box pop up, click inside and type BODY copy the below code and paste the code right after </body> tag before the </html> tag  Save the theme and visit anywhere on your website to see the magic.    

Before when I want to cook rice, I wee just  be  pouring the rice inside the pot any how, any how  until the spirit tells me it is okay but  Not anymore. Angry😠😠😠😠😠😠😠face Recession was what happened and my life has changed forever. Now I dey measure the rice wella. I ask myself using proportion in Maths. If three men can eat 4 cups, how many cups should one man eat? Come and see calculations. You will think it is preparation for GRE/TOEFL exam.  Angry face😠😠😠😠😠😠 These days na tea spoon I dey take measure the rice put for pot. I use expansion formula. If one spoon can expand to two spoons of rice when done, how many tea spoons of rice do I need to put on the fire? The rate this thing is going, with one cup of foreign rice going for about 100 Naira, I fit begin measure rice to cook with micrometer screw gauge or even vernier caliper. I am not playing with this recession. This is war!!! 😠😠😠😠 Thank God Recession is facing out little by little⌣𝨾𝨾𝨿𝩀😼😼𝩀𝨾⌣⌣⌣

Akpos gets married and on his wedding night he calls his father for some tips on what to do (because he has never been with a woman before).   AKPOS: so what do I do first? AKPOS' FATHER: Take her clothes off and lay her on the bed. Two minutes later Akpos on the phone again  "she is naked and in bed, what do I do now?" His father can't believe what he is hearing. AKPOS' FATHER: Take your damn clothes off and get into bed with her After another two minutes poor Akpos is on the phone again. AKPOS: Dad I'm naked and in bed with her, what do I do now? His dad's patience is now running thin so he says,"shit son, do I have to spell everything out for you? Just put the hardest thing on your body where she pees Good night!" Just when the old man starts snoring, Akpos is on the phone again. AKPOS: O k dad, I  have my head in the toilet bowl what do I do next? AKPOS' FATHER: DROWN YOURSELF YOU BLOODY IDIOT! ☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺ One word for Ak

Imperial Majesty Ooni Adeyeye Enitan Ogunwusi Ojaja II , the traditional king of Ife, Nigeria was interviewed by CNN at the Black Cultural Archives, Brixton,London. The King talked about the Yoruba culture and tradition, our stolen  artifacts, seeing Nigeria and Africa in a more positive light.He also said that he has come to connect the missing link between Africa and more. See photos below

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Twitter user , Queen Opy stepped out in a yellow short dress and used the photo as her Whatsapp DP, but after her parents saw the photo , her mom challenged her and the conversation ensued as you see below: Praizeblog.com

The struggle to buy JAMB form in Maiduguri the Borno state capital.

A Nigerian lady Nina Simoan has taken to social media to show how much she regretted not having sex in her university days. She wrote 'Each time I have an orgasm, all I can think of is how I wasted my uni years being a virgin'.

Only four Nigerian universities have been approved by the National Universities Commission (NUC) to run e-learning Programme in Nigeria. The director of information and public relations of NUC, Ibrahim Yakasai, said the commission maintains its stand that online degrees are not accepted in Nigeria at the moment except in the four approved universities. These four universities have been duly approved by the commission as the pilot institutions for the Nigerian universities e-learning programme run within the shores of Nigeria. The approved universities for e-learning in Nigeria are: 1. University of Uyo 2. National Open University of Nigeria (NOUN) 3. Usman Danfodiyo University, Sokoto 4. University of Maiduguri (UNIMAID) Students who enroll in the e-learning programme can select any of the following undergraduate degree programmes, economics, banking and finance, accounting, business administration and marketing for which they have requisite qualifications. The Program

A problem shared is a problem half solved. As shared by a Nairaland, kindly help this dude if you can.  Read his full post below. I saw a post about a woman complaining that her sister married an impotent man. I smiled, the man probably knew he had an issue and still went ahead and married. I also have this issue and its really bothering me for over 5 years. Mine is complicated and I think its spiritual. It all started in 2011 when I was 20 and was ready to have sex. I went to a popular brothel in Lagos with a friend to try it out. Though I was very nervous because I was a virgin and my heart was beating very fast. We actually went in and two women approached us. A young woman of about 28 and one of about 40. I am my other virgin friend had eye on the one of about 28 cause she was very beautiful. My friend immediately held on to her. The other one of 40 now held on to me that I should carry her lets go do it. I angrily said "You be my mama mate na", she got

First all, insert the corrupt pen drives, hard drives or memory card into appropriate port on your laptop. Click window logo/menu. In the search box, type CMD or COMMAND it will bring up command prompt application. Open it as an administrator by right click on it and select open as an ADMINISTRATOR once the command prompt is opened, type in these command keys as followed: Diskpart (press enter) List disk (press enter) The command will bring up various disk currently on your computer, your primary disk will be " disc 0 " while while others will be numbered 1,2,3 with their various size listed with them. Once you are able to identify the one you wanted to repair, type in the following command "I'm using 2 as the example for the drive I wanted to repair" Select disk 2 (press enter) Clean (press enter) NOTE, when you press this, it will wipe clean the drive and nothing cannot be recover from it once this command is used!!! Create partit

A pastor in Sierra Leone has unearthed a 706-carat diamond, according to the government, in one of the largest precious stone finds ever made worldwide. The discovery was made by Pastor Emmanuel Momoh in an artisanal mine in the village of Koyadu in eastern Kono district, a government statement said on Thursday. "A 706-carat diamond was presented to President Dr Ernest Bai Koroma yesterday evening," the statement said. "Receiving the diamond President Koroma thanked the chief and his people for not smuggling the diamond out of the country," it added, referring to the Tankoro chiefdom where Momoh uncovered the gem. The diamond will be sold in Sierra Leone with a "transparent" bidding process to the benefit of the community and country, the statement said. "I have to help the government and my people, so all of us can benefit," presidential spokesman Abdulai Bayraytay quoted the pastor as saying. Sierra Leone's government has attem

 His Majesty Ooni of Ife was a guest at School of Oriental and African Studies, London where he passionately discussed about education,African culture,heritage and tradition.He was also interviewed by the Voice Newspaper,London. See photos below