This Will Definitely Crack Your Rib 😂😁😊😁😁

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Copied From WhatsApp Broadcast and Author UNKNOWN but it's illarious 😂😁😊😊😂😁

<blockquote>Is time to laugh small
Kabiru, from Zamfara recently bought a new Toyota Camry car (automatic). He drives the car perfectly well) during the day but at night the car just won't move.

He tried everything and still no luck. He then called the dealer and they sent out a technician .

Technician:  "Are you sure you use the right gears?."

Livid with anger, Kabiru replied: "Of course I always do, how else do you think it moves during the day? I'm not stupid."

The technician asked Kabiru to tell him how he selects the gears.

Kabiru? "I use D for “day” and N for night.😳😳😜😜😁😁

God is wonderful Enjoy your weekend friends.....
Happy Mother's Day</blockquote>

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